Friday, April 1, 2011

KISS OF LIFE

>I don’t know what it is about a kiss…

>But I’m sure…

>Yes I am sure…

>There is something and everything about a kiss…

> The simple yet complex and meaningful act of touching lips… (and sometimes tongues *wink*)

>Complex because a kiss can start a war…seriously… Believe me… I believe the Trojan War was fought up to an extent because of a kiss… Don’t ask me how….

>Besides you have to know how to do it… You know what I mean… The right way to touch…. How to touch…. Right moment to touch…. Right where to touch…

>Wow… There really should be a class or course... Even a school for kissing…

>Imagine if ermm… hmm... Lemmi just say (insert name of person you hate and you think you are finer than here) is your kissing teacher…..actually imagine the person is grading your final kiss…

>Ok iv strayed too long... (My pumpkin thinks I do this a lot but she doesn’t get she’s the only one *blows kiss*)

>There I go with this kiss thingy again… which brings me to meaningful...

>Meaningful in that a kiss is a sign of brotherhood (no homo), sisterhood (YES HOMO!!!), love (yawn), trust, encouragement (in fighting bouncer that slapped your kele), even betrayal (an anarchy of trust) (ask sorry axe Bro J)….

>Humans have kissed from the beginning of time….


>Even the act of kissing has changed… (I don’t want to believe Abraham frenched Isaac *straight face*)…

>Nevertheless the reason why we kiss still remains…. (By the way if you find out please hola at your boy)…

>Lots of reasons means lots of kisses…

>I mean Bimpe, Anu, Jumoke get different kisses from ****…

>However in everyone’s lifetime (please note lifetime stands for only people who live life)…

>Over lifetime…

>There is one kiss…. One kiss that changes all…

>There is a saying that… ermm…hmm… uhmm…*slapping head **do you believe I am? ** hard*…

>Ok something along the line… ’you have not loved if you haven’t met the person that divided your life to the time before that person and the time after that person’…

>I hope you understand that sha…

>Ok I believe when you meet such person… you can agree with me that there will be a kiss….

>Yes this is the kiss I’m talking about…

>This kiss is a different one….

>It’s the ‘launch_butterflies_in_stomach’ kiss

>Some people have even talked about bats in them stomachs…. (Image of Dracula ripping out of her tummy scaring me)…

>I’m sure some of you know that…

>This kiss is like an elephant’s body part to the blind men from Ota (I hate the place much)…

>This kiss is explained or described by different people using different descriptions…

>My guy Olajide said it was butter through bread (I think he was hungry at the time)…

>Sandra said it was like ice cream with berries (ok I think Ola and Sandra kissed during a fasting period)…

>Vanessa said it was like fireworks (I’m guessing it was with Prince Charles... heard just his smile gives girls orgasm… hiss… how? Not possible joo… no bloody way… nitori kini)…

>I said…. Ok I won’t tell you what I said…. :X

>But they (and we) will all agree that that special kiss made us feel connected to that one person... and that person (insert name of person u inserted above)…

>It felt like a bond was created…

>A bond so strong all we sometimes have to do to remember and/or feel their presence is to think of that kiss…

>A connection so strong it’s like a part of them has been stored in our brain or somewhere deep in my mind… (Oops… x_x)…

>Me I love to kiss….

>I even tongue wrestle…

>Play the ‘dance of the tongues’…

>I can’t constitute what a perfect kiss is or should be…

>But I know every relationship needs a kiss of life…

>Kiss Of Life breaths a new beginning into a relationship…

>It fans the fire and makes it glow brighter…

>It can wake the dead (ask sorry axe Trinity and Neo in matrix)…

>It tells the person a lot more than could be said with words…

>I think that’s why we even kiss in the first place…

>Maybe because we want to let people know that we want to be connected with them in some way (this includes casual sex… some people actually don’t kiss during casual sex)…

>Maybe we want to let them know we will always be there…

>Maybe we want them to know we got their backs…

>Maybe we want them to know we will be cheering the loudest for them…

>maybe we want to jerk off later that night…. Oops

>Maybe we want them to know we are not complete without them (so we should now s.h.a.r.e saliva? Hiss)

>Maybe we want them to know we love them

>Whatever the reason we kiss… we should know that we are saying something with every kiss because the way we kiss also speaks volumes on what we are not saying…

>Whatever the reason we kiss… we should know the person is saying something and try to find out what (you should know when s/he is happy through a kiss)…

>And let us remember to never stop connecting…

>Never stop kissing…

>please note... if u can’t kiss... just get an orange and practise till you can suck the half dry in one try x_X